My friend Mike Myers

Mike Myers is one cool cat. Not only is he a great actor, hes funny in person too. The Love Guru is one of my favorite movies with Mike, he play the guru Pitka so well. Myers has been in many other funny movies but i think that this one is one of his funniest. I decided to stalk Mike Myers so i could finally meet him in person. After 2 & a half weeks of following Mike around, I broke into his house while his security guards were occupied with my friend making crow noises outside. I locked Mike in his bathroom & told him i wasn't leaving until i had his autograph. He said he admired my enthusiasm & perseverance & completly understood. He'd been stalking Mariska Hargutay for a year lol